Loyal visitors...we continue to record 2000 or so "hits" weekly. We presume many are bookmarking our possible
BREAKING NEWS...It looks like trouble ahead for our site here. For a year now we've been growing thanks
to loyal visitors and contributors. Thousands have responded to our survey and visited our growing links files. Trombonists
world over have joined in our delightful crusade. Thinkers, poets, wash room attendants, and environmentalists have provided
feedback and contibuted time and effort to TROMBONISTICALISMS. We have recorded, on more than a few occasions, OVER 800 "hits"
per DAY and averaged 400 per week for months on end.
"They" may be pulling the plug on us here.
of freedom is troublesome. Intemperate comments by Board of Directors President Frankie Crooks notwithstanding we are not
Our numerous loyal contributors, visitors, and fans will find us again, PERHAPS at http://www.TROMBONISTICALISMS.coolebrity.com.
We expect the USA to be drilling here soon...possibly right thru some of our staffs heads in the quest for SUV fuel.
Fortunately we are "very well connected" and don't expect any major difficulties. It's a dirty little secret that
there is oil under us here at the Magantic North Pole. The fellow in the picture [look for it] who's removing the ice? He
was sneaking out with crude at the end of his shift. He'd put it in his thermos and take it back to his bunk. There really
was no need to be sneaky about it as we have no rules here about removing oil from under the plant. He actually was doing
us a favor.
Well, I do go on.
Continued special thanks, however, must be expressed to Mother Nature herself
or, perhaps better expressed as the natural laws at work at the "top of the world".
It is here, and only
here, that our TROMBONISTICALISMS three axis configurations will provide the greatest spacial information far superior to
field sensor or single axis gradiometer sytems found in more temperate latitudes.
Our manufacturing assemblies are
mounted in titanium tubes for maximaum stability. Tube assemblies are supported at ideal mounting points within sealed enclosures
of composite materials with high tensile strength.
Cds masters manufactured at our plant at the precise site of the
Magnetic North Pole have a resolution of better than 3nT, bandwidths of 2kHz and operate in high gradients which are detrimental
to other magnetic sensors designed for the location of buried ordinance, brass instruments, i.e. trombone, depth of bury measurement
AND geophysical surveys.
Whenever and wherever our site reemerges on the internet there will always be a TROMBONISTICALISMS.
Visit our "MORE SCIENCE" page for all the details
One thing is certain and that
is that CDs made near or, in our
case, AT the magnetic north pole are far superior to all others.
As ever TROMBONISTICALISMS
is seeking motivated persons for the purpose of employment. Consult our job listings if that means you.
art pages featuring trombone related original art work. Send us some if you want. All of us here at TROMBONISTICALISMS are
interested in hearing from you.
TROMBONISTICALISMS is the premier site for trombonists, free improv, and the Arctic.
Email us and/or use our handy sign up page. Thank you.
Hey, you have to check out these crazy
letters I've been getting. Go to the COMMENTS PAGE.....
If you are playing unusual, different, wacky, experimental,
exciting, or interesting
music somewhere and it includes trombone let us know and we'll post it on our
GIG(S) OF THE MONTH page
"The Silence of the Bones would be a HORROR"...please
the Trom Trombazoid story
*NEW* visit the "SOME DIFFERENT
LINKS PAGE" for something different
...Well, in conclusion, there is much to see here and it's always changing,
growing, and, we hope, improving. Keep your submissions and comments coming. Thanks.
fans and true believers BOOKMARK our possible new